Worship Coffee The Dark Lord Retro Dark Humor Hoodie

$44.95 – $49.95

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UNISEX HOODIE

Stay warm, comfortable, and effortlessly stylish with this premium unisex hoodie – built for everyday wear and year-round versatility. Crafted from a soft-yet-durable 50% cotton and 50% polyester fleece blend, it delivers cozy comfort on the inside and reliable performance on the outside. Perfect for chilly mornings, casual hangouts, or layering through the seasons.

Material and Construction

Fabric: Mid-weight 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece for warmth, breathability, and reduced shrinkage

Build: Reinforced double-needle stitching at shoulders, sleeves, and hem for long-lasting durability

Functional Details

Kangaroo Pocket: Spacious front pocket keeps hands warm and holds your essentials

Drawstring Hood: Adjustable for a personalized fit and added protection against wind and cold

Sizing and Fit

Unisex Fit: Designed to suit all body types, with a true-to-size cut based on U.S. sizing

Inclusive Sizing: Available from size S to 3XL for comfort and style at every size

Care Instructions

Washing: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors on a gentle cycle

Drying: Tumble dry low or hang to air dry

Avoid: Do not bleach, iron directly over graphics, or dry clean

Whether you’re lounging at home, layering up for a walk, or making a style statement, this unisex hoodie brings comfort and confidence to every occasion.

size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
color

Beige, Grey, Black

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  • Standard: 5–7 days → $6.99
  • Fast: 3–4 days → $14.99

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Returns: Accepted within 120 days if item is unused, with tags, and in original packaging.

No return label included – email support@constipe.com to request a return.

Include order number, proof of purchase, reason, and photo/video if item is damaged.

Refunds: Processed within 7 days after return approval; bank processing may take up to 15 days.

Exchanges: Only for damaged, wrong, or defective items.

No return shipping fee for defective products.

Order cancellations allowed within 12 hours of purchase.

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